"Hello welcome to Hayburger, what can I get you?"
>"Wow Twilight Sparkle?! The Great and Powerful TRRIXIE didn't expect to see YOU of all people working here"
>Oh no
>Not her
>Not after everything
>Even now she's come with a vengence?
"Ahem... May i take your order?"
>"Why yes, you may take the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE's order."
>Magic lights went off behind her as she said that great and powerful part
>Trixie stays in the same dramatic pose she uses to introduce herself, magic still going off
>After a few seconds, Trixie breaks her stance and clears her throat
>"Um... My order?"
"Oh yes uh... what would you like?"
>"Isnt it obvious?" Trixie smugly says
"Uh... one hayburger?"
>"Dont be silly Twilight! I would like a hayburger..."
>Silence.
>A shit eating grin envelopes her face
"... So... one haybu-"
>"FOR EVERYONE IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT!"
>Cheers erupt from a dozen restaurant goers
>Your manager hears the commotion
>"SWEET CELESTIA! WHAT IN EQUESTRIA IS GOING ON HE-" Suddenly, she stops talking
>"Th-THE Trixie Lulamoon?! In MY Hayburger?!"
"Y-Yes ma'm. She's ordering a hayburger for everyone here! That's crazy, right?"
>"And what did you tell her?!" Your boss asks you, waiting intently for your answer
"Well... I was going to run it up on the register and see how much it'd cost her."
>"Twilight. Twilight Twilight Twilight. Twilight Sparkle. My admittedly bloated employee... were you SERIOUSLY going to charge THE Trixie Lulamoon? Why, if I didn't need help making all of her hayburgers I'd have fired you right about now."
"Alright Ma'm. I'll inform Trixie."
>"Yes. You do that" Trixie says, a huge grin on her face
>Why is she such a bitch?
>With that hay eating grin
>But making hayburgers was your job after all.
"Yours, and by extention everypony's, hayburgers are free of charge."
>"Could you say that again?" Trixie holds a megaphone up with her magic
"1 FREE HAYBURGER COMING UP FOR EVERYPONY." 
>The crowd erupts with even more cheers 
>At some point you think you can even hear them shouting "TRIXIE! TRIXIE! TRIXIE!"
>But you can't hear them too well
>You have to get to the kitchen and whip up some burgers because SOMEBODY couldn't help but be a showoff
>If you had enough spit to spare you'd definitely give Trixie's a good shine
>However, these are going to everyone, so it's best to keep them clean
>For now, anyway
>"Hey Twilight!" You hear Trixie's voice boom over the crowd
>Sweet Celestia what now?
>You sprint back to the register to see what's going on
>You see the crowd throwing Trixie up and down and still cheering
>"HI! YES TWILIGHT! TRIXIE WOULD ALSO LIKE AN EXTRA ORDER OF FRIES!" Her voice booms even louder than before
"UGH. WHATEVER!"
>You could barely hear yourself
>Well, after Trixie's loud voice, you could barely hear at all
>You walk back to the ovens and friers and get out some frozen fries
>This was going to be a long rush hour